install theme
broken-beyond-the-silence:

- on We Heart It.

the-acid-base:

ugly-fetus:

shermano:

corneliusalba:

stupidjimstuff:

i pretended to be a skeleton and browsed omegle

this is still one of my favorite omegle things btw

dead skeleton hell

goatsgod

"dead skeleton hell" im dyin!

centreforaviation:

boop

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

cup0fnoodles:

had to tippy toe to selfie in this mirror lol alone bc everyone went on an alcohol run 😪
;)
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broken-beyond-the-silence:

- on We Heart It.

broken-beyond-the-silence:

- on We Heart It.

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centreforaviation:

boop

centreforaviation:

boop

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

April 18, 2014   128,217 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

April 18, 2014   21 notes
cup0fnoodles:

had to tippy toe to selfie in this mirror lol alone bc everyone went on an alcohol run 😪

cup0fnoodles:

had to tippy toe to selfie in this mirror lol alone bc everyone went on an alcohol run 😪